Lyon ended PSG’s 36-match unbeaten streak with a 2–1 win on Sunday, but Zlatan did not go down without a fight.
If Jamie Vardy’s policy is “chat shit, get banged,” then Zlatan clearly goes by a “dance shit, get banged” mantra, as he proved to Lyon defender Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa.
Yanga-Mbiwa had the temerity to mockingly dance behind Zlatan’s back after Maxwel Cornet scored Lyon’s first goal, forgetting that Zlatan is an all seeing force of nature.
Though Zlatan could not get his revenge by scoring, he did still get back at Yanga-Mbiwa by LAUNCHING HIM INTO ORBIT.
And that’s why Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa will never dance again.
This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.