Bayern took their trophy haul to Munich’s central square and the pilot episode of Bayern’s Got Talent broke out.
First, Jerome Boateng did some beatboxing while a woman stood nearby, awkwardly holding a giant glass boot full of beer. Next up, Philipp Lahm and Thomas Müller did a duet. And finally, Franck Ribery made spaceship noises.
The crowd then sang Happy Birthday to Arturo Vidal and, rounding out the randomness, outgoing manager Pep Guardiola said a few words while holding a glass of white wine.
This is what happens when you do this every year and run out of ideas on how to entertain the thousands of people below.