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I refuse to own tassel loafers, Cristiano Ronaldo

May 26, 2016

https://twitter.com/Cristiano/status/735502610237640704

This is one place where you and I disagree, Cristiano. I do not feel it necessary to own tassel loafers. Not even a little bit. As far as I’m concerned, tassels are for draperies and graduation caps.

If you like tassels on your loafers, that’s fine. Enjoy. But tassel loafers will never appear on a list of things I feel that I must have (currently on that list: whisky, mittens, and a copy of Goal II: Living the Dream on Blu Ray). So thanks, but no thanks.

P.S. Your outfit in that picture reminds me of this moment from The Office…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-XdWbiPuWpI

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