Liverpool players attempt to rap, destroy an entire genre of music

Following up on their hilarious recitation of famous movie lines, the Liverpool players are back, this time to ruin hip-hop forever.

From James Milner’s dramatic reading of Warren G’s “Regulate” to whatever the hell Joe Allen and Dejan Lovren are doing, historians might look back on this video as the exact moment humanity decided that making music just isn’t worth it anymore.

These guys make John Barnes sound like Tupac.