HomeDirty TackleMario Götze’s uncomfortable first few days back at Borussia Dortmund

Mario Götze’s uncomfortable first few days back at Borussia Dortmund

August 5, 2016

https://www.gettyimages.com/

Mario “Reformed Judas” Götze has completed his move back to Borussia Dortmund from Bayern Munich and the club seems to be using these first few days to try and break him down.

https://www.gettyimages.com/

“This isn’t an actual medical test, it’s just part of his punishment.”

https://www.gettyimages.com/

“It’s been three hours…can I put these down now?!”

https://www.gettyimages.com/

“Say ‘betrayal’!”

https://www.gettyimages.com/

“But at Bayern…”

“I don’t care what they do at Bayern, Mario. I don’t.”

https://www.gettyimages.com/

“Seriously, guys, I have to go to the bathroom…”

https://www.gettyimages.com/

“Say ‘Pep’ one more time, Mario, and I’m sending you back to sit on Ancelotti’s bench all season.”

Howler

Contributors

Howler

TAGS

Zidane: “The Champions League made me dump other competitions so we can stay together”

January 27, 2018

Alexis Sanchez and Henrikh Mkhitaryan accidentally realize their dreams at the same time

January 23, 2018

Man United’s biggest January signing: This tractor

January 20, 2018

WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY “FREE.”
Enter your best email for full access to the site.