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Filipe Luis goes full Jose Mourinho, claims Barca are protected by UEFA

Goalkeeper saves penalty without even realizing it

The Kid

How to get Chelsea players to like you, their new manager

The Laws of Physics Don’t Apply to Payet

Hoffenheim v Cologne was one big gum fight

Pato’s joy compounds Falcao’s misery

If it continued… (Barcelona v Real Madrid)

DTotD: Steven Naismith fondles Daryl Janmaat

Claudio “The Sausageman” Ranieri refuses to eat sausage named after him

Louis van Gaal attempts to declare his entire Man United reign an April Fools’ prank

If footballers had walk-up music