Has MLS Quietly Slipped Back into ʻRetirement Leagueʼ Territory?

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The Laws of Physics Don’t Apply to Payet

Hoffenheim v Cologne was one big gum fight

Pato’s joy compounds Falcao’s misery

If it continued… (Barcelona v Real Madrid)

DTotD: Steven Naismith fondles Daryl Janmaat

Claudio “The Sausageman” Ranieri refuses to eat sausage named after him

Louis van Gaal attempts to declare his entire Man United reign an April Fools’ prank

If footballers had walk-up music

Disgruntled fans of Brazilian club crash training session, challenge team to a friendly

Phil Neville: Assistant to disaster