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Cristiano Ronaldo says he’s not smart enough to be FIFA president

Alan Pardew shows Jurgen Klopp who’s boss (it’s Alan Pardew)

Neymar scores goal that will make you forget Lionel Messi’s name

Cristiano Ronaldo delivers impassioned performance of a Rihanna song on a plane

This is Isco getting his head stapled nine times during Real Madrid-PSG

Arsene Wenger poses for artsy photoshoot, describes himself as a “facilitator of what is beautiful in man”

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Pep Guardiola wants 100% possession, has lost his mind

DTotD: Russian futsal player throws ball and a punch at referee

Roy Keane finds a way to put down Ashley Young and offend Chinese people at the same time

Jose Mourinho just wants to win so young Chelsea fans don’t get bullied

Louis van Gaal called Chris Smalling “Michael” again