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A West Ham fan threw a mangled ear of corn on the pitch

Liverpool unveil new 2015/16 home kit that all TRUE fans will buy

Luis Suarez blames bite victims Ivanovic and Chiellini for being “irritating”

From 2008 to 2011, Barcelona Fielded the Best Soccer Team We Have Ever Seen

Arsene Wenger says Arsenal no longer have to sell best players, Man City’s future now uncertain

Confrontational Aston Villa ball boy rolls ball between Rob Green’s legs

Mario Balotelli is Instagramming his sick notes now

Thai player scores gorgeous Olimpico goal, celebrates like Cristiano Ronaldo

Future News: Man City surprised to learn that there are no rules against winning consecutive Premier League titles

Tim Sherwood is throwing his outerwear again

DTotD: Champions League hero Cosmin Moti kicks opponent in the kidney, gets away with it

Chinese Super League player scores incredible overhead lob, follows it with bizarre celebration