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The inner thoughts of Cristiano Ronaldo as he scored five goals in one match for the first time

Celta Vigo player sent off for throwing grass at Sergio Busquets

Hertha Berlin’s Thomas Kraft makes a save with his face

Tijuana’s Juan Arango gets away with biting opponent on the shoulder

Petr Cech’s expert analysis of Charlie Adam’s 65-yard goal against Chelsea

Celtic’s Leigh Griffiths smuggled a snack onto the bench during St. Mirren win

Flamengo manager one-ups Mourinho, puts tape over his mouth during press conference

Notts County Ladies annoyed they can never use successful free-kick trick again

Dear LAFC: I love you. Don’t screw this up.

The ‘Other’ New York Team

Gullible reporter asks Arsene Wenger a follow-up question to an April Fool’s joke

4,000 Miles to Winnipeg