Edinson Cavani

Fouled by Randomness: Cavani, Kahneman and Heuristics

by Abel Meszaros “Did you see that miss by Cavani…again?” Chances are you’ve heard that sentence (feel free to sub Higuain for Cavani), uttered somewhere in your general vicinity. His epic fail compilations (plural is important here) on Youtube show lots of memorable misses in high profile Champions League games against Chelsea, Arsenal and Real …

Gonzalo Jara kept his fingers out of Edinson Cavani’s butt

Chile’s Gonzalo Jara and Uruguay’s Edinson Cavani faced each other for the first time since the former was given a three-match ban for jamming a finger up the latter’s backside during last summer’s Copa America, and this time, Jara was able to keep his digits out of Cavani’s crevices. Without the anal probing, Uruguay were …

Edinson Cavani thinks Jamaica is in Africa

Jamaica will take part in Copa America for the first time as an invited nation (along with Mexico). This has already caused confusion for Uruguay’s Edinson Cavani. From the Guardian: Asked what he thought of Uruguay’s opponents, the PSG striker said: “As any other African team, Jamaica are going to be strong.” Quickly realizing his …