Gareth Bale

Gareth Bale is pretty good at basketball

https://www.youtube.com/embed/P303RUai9lM If the whistles, jeers and car damage that come with being a Real Madrid Galactico prove to be too much for Gareth Bale, the Welshman might want to consider a second career in basketball. In an NBA UK #HalfCourt challenge, Bale apparently managed to nail three out of five shots from the half-way line. …

Real Madrid ban supporter for assaulting players’ cars after Clasico loss

https://www.youtube.com/embed/G5VxF44jHYw Following Real Madrid’s 2–1 loss at Barcelona, a pair of the club’s more unrepentantly turdish supporters decided to wait for the players to retrieve their cars upon returning to Madrid and then abuse said cars as they departed. Clearly, these guys have very full and rewarding lives. The primary targets for these idiots’ car …

Gareth Bale can’t handle the spiders in Spain

Aside from the jeering fans and occasional dirty looks from Cristiano Ronaldo when he doesn’t pass the ball, Gareth Bale’s time with Real Madrid has gone swimmingly thus far. In fact, there are only two things that the Welshman says he fears in Spain: nutmegs and spiders. Bale tells FourFourTwo Magazine that the nutmeg danger …