Better video of Zlatan’s brilliant goal!https://t.co/KF34nQbfG5 — Football Vines (@FootballVines) July 30, 2016 Three minutes and 11 seconds into his Man United debut and just two days after he began training with the club, Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored an acrobatic goal in a friendly against Galatasaray in his native Sweden. A rather perfect debut for Zlatan, …
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic decrees Manchester United move, whether they want him or not
Following prolonged speculation, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced on his social media accounts that he’s joining Manchester United. As thoroughly unsurprising as this declaration was, it oddly was not accompanied by an official announcement from the club. As of this writing, it’s been 13 hours since Zlatan definitively stated that he’s joining Man United and the …
Zlatan Ibrahimovic goes home in international farewell Volvo film
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5SRQUxdNppg Sweden’s 1–0 loss to Belguim in their final Euro 2016 group-stage match marked the end of Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s international career. So to commemorate the occasion, Volvo has somehow already released a tender farewell video starring one of their nation’s greatest ever footballers and his family. The film starts with a reenactment of the very …
Zlatan Ibrahimovic to retire from international football, focus solely on Guardiola revenge
https://www.youtube.com/embed/bt67S-F_lkw Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced that he will retire from international football when Sweden’s Euro 2016 campaign ends, which means he will not play in the Rio Olympics despite being named to Sweden’s squad for that competition. Without international football getting in the way, Zlatan’s sole focus will become his long rumored move to Man …
Zlatan will only reveal his next destination when he tires of the rumors
https://www.youtube.com/embed/mx1LTHHc-EM Despite intense speculation that Zlatan Ibrahimovic is going to reunite with old pal and fellow Coalition Against Pep member Jose Mourinho at Manchester United, he still hasn’t given any concrete indication as to what his plans for next season might be. When asked about when he might reveal his next strategic base for global …
Zlatan after final PSG match: “I came, I saw, I conquered”
https://www.youtube.com/embed/Nh1DQ1xQnS8 Just as he did in his final match at the Parc des Princes, Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored twice in the Coupe de France final to help PSG complete the domestic quadruple with a 4–2 win over Marseille. Once the medals were awarded and the trophy was lifted, Zlatan was interviewed by French television, giving him …
Zlatan conducts job interview with woman who does not like Cristiano Ronaldo
https://www.youtube.com/embed/yinsmUdX3DY When we last saw Zlatan Ibrahimovic conduct a job interview on behalf of the vitamin drink he promotes, he asked a very nervous prospective hire who his favorite footballer was. The guy was smart/scared enough to say it was the massively egoed superstar sitting across from him. But Nicole from Finland is far braver. …
Zlatan says he will stay with PSG if Eiffel Tower is replaced with statue of him
Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored four goals in PSG’s 9–0 win over last-place Troyes (giving him 102 in just four seasons with PSG) to help the club clinch their fourth consecutive Ligue 1 title in record time. After the match, Zlatan, whose contract expires at the end of this season, admitted that he is currently thinking that …
Zlatan Ibrahimovic conducts job interview, makes interviewee squirm
https://www.youtube.com/embed/74t9YOof7dA Zlatan endorses a Swedish vitamin drink called Vitamin Well, so the company had the brilliant idea that he should conduct some job interviews on their behalf. The unsuspecting interviewee in this video had trouble answering all of Zlatan’s questions, even hesitating with the correct answer when asked who his favorite footballer is. So Zlatan …
Zlatan streches so hard that he pushes a door open
https://www.youtube.com/embed/IoTBO_OhvxA The one downside to having infinite strength is that you can never truly know the full extent of your power. This is the predicament Zlatan Ibrahimovic finds himself in. Prior to PSG’s match against St. Etienne, Zlatan decided to do some stretching before leading his team onto the pitch and used a closed door …