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Zlatan Ibrahimovic decrees Manchester United move, whether they want him or not

Following prolonged speculation, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced on his social media accounts that he’s joining Manchester United. As thoroughly unsurprising as this declaration was, it oddly was not accompanied by an official announcement from the club. As of this writing, it’s been 13 hours since Zlatan definitively stated that he’s joining Man United and the …

Zlatan Ibrahimovic goes home in international farewell Volvo film

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5SRQUxdNppg Sweden’s 1–0 loss to Belguim in their final Euro 2016 group-stage match marked the end of Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s international career. So to commemorate the occasion, Volvo has somehow already released a tender farewell video starring one of their nation’s greatest ever footballers and his family. The film starts with a reenactment of the very …

Zlatan will only reveal his next destination when he tires of the rumors

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mx1LTHHc-EM Despite intense speculation that Zlatan Ibrahimovic is going to reunite with old pal and fellow Coalition Against Pep member Jose Mourinho at Manchester United, he still hasn’t given any concrete indication as to what his plans for next season might be. When asked about when he might reveal his next strategic base for global …

Zlatan after final PSG match: “I came, I saw, I conquered”

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Nh1DQ1xQnS8 Just as he did in his final match at the Parc des Princes, Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored twice in the Coupe de France final to help PSG complete the domestic quadruple with a 4–2 win over Marseille. Once the medals were awarded and the trophy was lifted, Zlatan was interviewed by French television, giving him …

Zlatan conducts job interview with woman who does not like Cristiano Ronaldo

https://www.youtube.com/embed/yinsmUdX3DY When we last saw Zlatan Ibrahimovic conduct a job interview on behalf of the vitamin drink he promotes, he asked a very nervous prospective hire who his favorite footballer was. The guy was smart/scared enough to say it was the massively egoed superstar sitting across from him. But Nicole from Finland is far braver. …

Zlatan Ibrahimovic conducts job interview, makes interviewee squirm

https://www.youtube.com/embed/74t9YOof7dA Zlatan endorses a Swedish vitamin drink called Vitamin Well, so the company had the brilliant idea that he should conduct some job interviews on their behalf. The unsuspecting interviewee in this video had trouble answering all of Zlatan’s questions, even hesitating with the correct answer when asked who his favorite footballer is. So Zlatan …

Zlatan streches so hard that he pushes a door open

https://www.youtube.com/embed/IoTBO_OhvxA The one downside to having infinite strength is that you can never truly know the full extent of your power. This is the predicament Zlatan Ibrahimovic finds himself in. Prior to PSG’s match against St. Etienne, Zlatan decided to do some stretching before leading his team onto the pitch and used a closed door …