Praise Zlatan

Zlatan Ibrahimovic takes a selfie with himself

https://instagram.com/p/y5V9PVx0yh/ A wax figure of Zlatan Ibrahimovic was unveiled at the Grevin Museum in Paris on Monday and the real Zlatan made the most of the opportunity by taking a selfie with himself. His caption for the photo was even more Zlatan than a photo of two Zlatans, though. “I took the opportunity to take …

Zlatan Ibrahimovic makes the ref come to him

The first rule of plane of existence is that Zlatan is in charge. This is an indisputable fact. To defy this rule is to make the most dangerous of enemies. Thankfully, the referee in PSG’s Ligue 1 match against Rennes was aware of this, so when Zlatan refused to approach him when he asked him …

Zlatan Ibrahimovic once told Carlo Ancelotti that he was Jesus

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has made a habit of publicly declaring himself to be God (in multiple languages), but it turns out he proclaims his messiah status behind closed doors, too. In the new issue of FourFourTwo magazine, PSG midfielder Marco Verratti explains how Zlatan eased former manager Carlo Ancelotti anxiety with the Ligue 1 title on …

Here’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic dressed as a snow ninja

https://instagram.com/p/xSTzN-x0xj/ Zlatan Ibrahimovic took time out of his conquering of the Swedish mountain tops to wish his fans a happy new year with a photo of himself dressed as a snow ninja posted to his Instagram account. “I wish you all a happy new year! Greetings from the Swedish mountains at it’s most beautiful. And …

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s top 10 Swedish athletes of all time

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is not happy. Swedish paper Dagens Nyheter put together a list of the country’s top 150 athletes of all time and Zlatan came in at number two behind five-time Wimbledon winner Bjorn Borg. When asked about this blatant attempt to anger him, Zlatan did not disappoint. From the Guardian: Dagens Nyhether: Congratulations, you …

Zlatan and Ronaldo: An enduring love story

Though Zlatan Ibrahimovic recently described himself as “god,” there is one person on this planet that he still thinks of more highly than himself. And that’s the original Ronaldo, Il Fenomeno. In Ibrahimovic’s book, “I am Zlatan,” he wrote a passage that came very close to veering into fan fiction. “I put up photos of …