Praise Zlatan

Meanwhile, in the wilderness of Sweden…

https://www.instagram.com/p/_wUQtoR0yw/ As most footballers (outside of England) enjoy a relaxing winter break, Zlatan Ibrahimovic searches the snow covered wilderness of Sweden for the fuel that keeps him at the peak of his formidable strength: adrenaline. Like a shark, he cannot stop moving. Always hunting, whether it be on the pitch or on a snowmobile. Consider …

Zlatan Ibrahimovic carries Sweden on his manbun to Euro 2016

A brace from captain, messiah, and savior Zlatan Ibrahimovic gave Sweden a 4–3 aggregate win over Denmark to send them to Euro 2016. Zlatan’s second goal was an inch-perfect free kick that you have to look at right now… https://instagram.com/p/-M4n49GeDp/ Zlatan has absolutely carried Sweden through the qualification process, scoring 11 of their last 15 …

Zlatan Ibrahimovic confirms that he has all of the superpowers

https://www.youtube.com/embed/yoXAxpR2F2w Zlatan gifted PSG’s YouTube channel with one minute of his time, which was more than enough for him to provide the full Zlatan experience. In the video, he reveals that he can do more push-ups than his teammates, attends Michael Jackson tribute concerts, does not believe in ghosts, and says that he doesn’t need …

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s sales pitch for his new fragrance

(Getty) I am Zlatan. I have a new fragrance that is also Zlatan. I command you to buy it. Two years of hard work went into the creation of this Zlent. I personally crushed every element of it into its purest essence with a type of roundhouse kick that only I, Zlatan, can legally perform. …

Zlatan Ibrahimovic hypnotizes children, Montenegro defense

How would you look if a mythical creature appeared before you, bathing you in a majestic light and revealing all that is good to you? Eight-year-old Melwin Löwdahl and 10-year-old Frank Johansson Czarnecki discovered the answer to this question when they came face to face with Zlatan Ibrahimovic before Sweden’s Euro 2016 qualifier against Montenegro. …