Filters
            
           
          
         
        
       
               
        
                             
    
    
    
    Blatter resignation puts interplanetary World Cup in doubt
    
                             
    
    
    
    Sepp Blatter resigns as FIFA president, citing desire to spend more time running from the FBI
    
                             
    
    
    
    Sepp Blatter, uniter of the world, wins again and everyone gets what they truly want
    
                             
    
    
    
    The FIFA Scandal Makes it in America
    
                             
    
    
    
    FIFA attempt to distract from crisis with fire, lies, and yodeling
    
                             
    
    
    
    It’s just another great day at FIFA headquarters and no one is terrified
    
                             
    
    
    
    Luis Figo suddenly realizes that FIFA elections aren’t on the level, abandons campaign
    
                             
    
    
    
    Sepp Blatter unveils the official slogan for the 2018 and 2022 World Cups: “Stay at home”
    
                             
    
    
    
    CONCACAF congress compares “father of football” Sepp Blatter to Jesus Christ
    
                             
    
    
    
    A confession from FIFA president Sepp Blatter
    
                             
    
    
    
    Tony Cattone and the Case of the Missing Trophy
    
                             
    
    
    
    How Sunil Gulati Saved Humanity From Sepp Blatter and the U.S. Hosted the 2022 World Cup