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Blatter resignation puts interplanetary World Cup in doubt
Sepp Blatter resigns as FIFA president, citing desire to spend more time running from the FBI
Sepp Blatter, uniter of the world, wins again and everyone gets what they truly want
The FIFA Scandal Makes it in America
FIFA attempt to distract from crisis with fire, lies, and yodeling
It’s just another great day at FIFA headquarters and no one is terrified
Luis Figo suddenly realizes that FIFA elections aren’t on the level, abandons campaign
Sepp Blatter unveils the official slogan for the 2018 and 2022 World Cups: “Stay at home”
CONCACAF congress compares “father of football” Sepp Blatter to Jesus Christ
A confession from FIFA president Sepp Blatter
Tony Cattone and the Case of the Missing Trophy
How Sunil Gulati Saved Humanity From Sepp Blatter and the U.S. Hosted the 2022 World Cup