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Why does Aaron Ramsey’s barber hate him?

August 23, 2016

https://twitter.com/aaronramsey/status/767813218387521536

In the midst of yet another injury layoff, Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey tweeted the above photo, providing further evidence that his barber absolutely hates him with every fiber of their being.

This abomination follows his skunk ‘do during the Euros earlier this summer…

Clearly there is a pattern of enmity at work here.

I don’t know what Ramsey did to his barber to inspire such follicular sabotage, but this can only get worse. I don’t know what he means with that “Silver Lining” caption — maybe he’s just happy that they didn’t nick an artery with the electric razor? It’s impossible to say. But this relationship needs to end.

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