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Second only to Bayern’s annual Oktoberfest team outing is their lederhosen and beer photoshoot — the most genuinely joyful exercise in corporate synergy on the football calendar. Let’s take a look at this year’s attempt to make you want to wear leather shorts while getting drunk…
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When did Pep Guardiola turn into an old timey military general? He’s going gray faster than a U.S. president. If his beard gets any bushier, he’s going to start narrating his handwritten letters to his wife for historical documentaries.
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“Are you sure they want me to hold this? They know that I drunkenly crashed my Ferrari during Copa America, right?
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Douglas Costa looking gravely concerned that Thiago is going to try and snort his beer.
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“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PARTY!”
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Thomas Müller looking slightly less drunk than usual.
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(If you’re wondering, Franck Ribery and Medhi Benatia aren’t holding beers for religious reasons.)
