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Sunderland sign Emmanuel Eboue to fill desperate need for smiles

Alex Morgan demonstrates effortless brilliance with goal against Germany

Eden Hazard continues unusual strategy of never scoring

Dinner Party From Hell

Zlatan Ibrahimovic conducts job interview, makes interviewee squirm

Matchday One, Matchday Fun

Gareth Bale is cutting holes in his socks in desperate bid to stop calf injuries

Andrea Pirlo once again proves that his doubters will be punished

Pep Guardiola chooses a strange time to explain his moon landing conspiracy theories to Joshua Kimmich

Watch this little kid score a free kick from an absurd distance for Atletico Madrid

43-year-old Cuauhtemoc Blanco does one last Cuauhtemiña in Liga MX

If it continued… (Spurs v Arsenal)

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