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Pep Guardiola to consider taking more than just jobs from other managers

John Terry attempts one last power move to extend his Chelsea career

Inflatable banana weilding idiot feels the wrath of Italian reporter

Zlatan streches so hard that he pushes a door open

Cat stares down Fenerbahce’s bench

Peterborough manager plays dead when ball pops

Adriano joined a Miami fourth division club in hopes of future MLS move

Louis van Gaal gets wine bonuses from Ed Woodward

Franck Ribery loses lawsuit against journalist who called him “scum”

Greek match begins with sit-down protest over migrant deaths

Port Vale player hires ice cream van for his teammates

It all went a little Per-shaped for Mertesacker