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Louis van Gaal’s suggested expectations for Manchester United fans

Bournemouth’s Stanislas scores directly from a corner kick against Man Utd

Cristiano Ronaldo misses “big cute bear” Carlo Ancelotti, is open to Barcelona move, might be very high

Jamie Vardy immortalized on package of salted potato snack

Disgruntled Lazio fans bring 10 bags of manure to training ground

Teo Gutierrez celebrates goal by stealing referee’s vanishing spray

Sit Back, Relax, and Score A Worldy

Jose Mourinho can’t stop ruining Iker Casillas’ life

Iniestanalysis: The curious case of Andres Iniesta’s family Mario Kart session

“I don’t seek out records, records seek out me,” says Cristiano Ronaldo after battering poor Malmo

Man City players read mean tweets, make you feel kind of bad for them

Man United advance to knockout stage (of the Europa League)