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Jose Mourinho had the best day

Zlatan explains the importance of Malmo FF to him in brilliant short film

Everything you need to know about El Clasico

Man arrested for trying to punch Crystal Palace’s bald eagle

DTotD: Vasco defender kicks opponent in the face

Bermondsey Millwall Den and other egregious football themed baby names

Nothing has hated anything more than the wind hates Thurrock FC

Newcastle Jets unveil kit with fighter jets on it

Not your day, Dani.

Wayne Rooney condemns selection of David Beckham as the Sexiest Man Alive

Zlatan Ibrahimovic helped a group of police officers take a selfie with him

Gonzalo Jara kept his fingers out of Edinson Cavani’s butt