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Outrage over Blatter’s U.S. World Cup revelation is noticeably absent

Juan Agudelo scores tremendous overhead kick in MLS playoffs

Letters from Bojan: A glimpse of darkness

Arsenal’s substitutes for injured players are also getting injured now

Man United give Wayne Rooney a testimonial and a nudge towards retirement

Future News: FIFA presidential candidates insist they are real people

Blatter Infection

Newcastle can’t even spell their players’ names right

Paul Pogba turned his shirt number into a strange math equation

Spurs fan accidentally taps into Bournemouth PA system, offers accurate assessment of their performance

Claudio Ranieri fulfills clean sheet pizza promise to his players

Wayne Rooney got his head stapled during the Manchester derby