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Southampton launch new kit with excellent parody video featuring a ‘color psychologist’

Jose Mourinho texted Andre Schurrle to tell him he was a Premier League champion

DTotD: Venezuelan player kicked in the back by pitch invader during post-match interview

The Alvaro Morata Fable

An Awkwardly Emotional Open Letter to the Burnley Football Club Upon News Of Their Relegation

Madrid ball boy plays keep away from Patrice Evra

This is Steven Gerrard sitting on a jet engine with his wife

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s expert analysis of Bayern v Barca: leg two

Everton’s Roaring Sea of Blue Never Fades

Jerome Boateng’s congratulatory letter to Lionel Messi

The Most Unsettling Carlos Tevez Picture of the Day

Cologne’s mascot projected onto the Hoover Dam for strange new world record