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Sky Sports’ Iain Dowie doesn’t know how many three is

Dr. Donovan or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Landon

Steven Defour is bad at roulettes

Tim Sherwood writes to the six-year-old he beat out for the Aston Villa job

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is just a bellboy who hit his head

Eduardo Galeano: Three Days in July

Louis van Gaal is responsible for what will be the worst haircut of his wife’s life

DTotD: Flamengo player only shown a yellow for kicking opponent in the shoulder

Cologne’s Jonas Hector beats five defenders to score tremendous solo goal

If it continued… (Manchester United v Manchester City)

NAC Breda manager punches through the side of the dugout

Willian breaks the mirror on an Audi during promotional shoot