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Louis van Gaal is already talking about retiring

Roma fans refuse to watch after 30 minutes of Europa League nightmare

DTotD: Costa Rican player gets fouled, then kicked in the face by Club America

Joey Barton reads mean tweets, tries to be mean right back

Pep Guardiola does a miserable job of hiding how happy he is to watch Barca

His Own Man Friday

True New Yorkers at Last

Neymar and Dani Alves play fun game of “kick Luis Suarez” during Barcelona training session

Sevilla defender subtly relieves himself on the bench

Belgian newsman calls Zlatan Ibrahimovic “Ibrahim Zlatanovic”

Brentford fans want Chelsea to give up 1940s wartime trophy

Hertha Berlin player celebrates goal in Spider-Man mask for 8-year-old fan battling cancer