Has MLS Quietly Slipped Back into ʻRetirement Leagueʼ Territory?

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Pep Guardiola holds Yaya Toure’s career hostage for an apology from his agent

Howler emails

Dummy podcast

Douglas Costa is better at backheel penalties than many players are at normal ones

Pep Guardiola doesn’t have patience for stupid questions

How Man United lost to Watford in four easy steps

The many facial expressions of Chelsea v Liverpool

Schalke send 50 crates of beer to amateur club to compensate for managerial domino effect

Joe Hart shows off his Italian during Torino press conference

Having grown bored with winning, Jose Mourinho tries losing…a lot

Getting drunk on fake beer with Thomas Müller

The abandonment of reason in PSG’s pursuit of a Champions League title