Claudio Ranieri

God: “Sacking Claudio Ranieri is a new low for humanity”

The almighty creator shocks the world by finally speaking out against mankind’s greatest crime (Leicester City) God, the supreme creator of all that exists, has stunned humankind by breaking His millennia-long press silence to speak out against Leicester City sacking title-winning manager Claudio Ranieri. “Human beings have committed some truly heinous acts against each other,” boomed …

Don’t cry for Claudio Ranieri

He for whom the bell dilly-dongs Claudio Ranieri, who was fired on Thursday, did many surprising things in his time with Leicester City. Most obviously, he led the club to its sole Premier League title. That is, reasonably enough, how soccer culture will remember him. In looking back on his time with club, however, the …

Claudio Ranieri is so excited he’s making up words now

“We are in @ChampionsLeague, man! Dilly ding, dilly dong!”https://t.co/XNFOGaMuew — Premier League (@premierleague) April 22, 2016 Amidst all the talk of whether Leicester can hold on and win the Premier League title, Claudio “The Sausageman” Ranieri has provided an impassioned reminder that club’s already certain achievement of a place in the Champions League needs to …

Claudio “The Sausageman” Ranieri refuses to eat sausage named after him

https://www.youtube.com/embed/lC11VhkcFck Upon learning that a local butcher had created a specialty sausage named in his honor, Claudio Ranieri told a reporter to bring it to him. So during Ranieri’s press conference on Friday, that reporter delivered. At this point, two interesting things happened. Ranieri refused to eat the sausage himself, saying that it probably had …

Claudio Ranieri dubs himself “The Sausageman,” is the best

Claudio Ranieri has gone from being someone many people thought would be the first Premier League manager sacked this season to inspiring his team to an improbable, pizza inspired title run in his first year on the job. And now he has the greatest nickname in the game. Jose Mourinho is “The Special One.” Jurgen …

Leicester City had a full blown clean-sheet pizza party

Leicester City manager Claudio Ranieri said he would fulfill his promise of pizza for all of his players after their first clean sheet of the season against Crystal Palace last weekend and he really wasn’t joking. On Thursday, Leicester had a full-on pizza party at Peter Pizzeria, where they were able to make their own. …