David Luiz

David Luiz continues to terrorize Chelsea TV reporter

Leave the poor guy alone, David! Diego Costa looking jealous that he didn’t get to the guy first (Chelsea/Twitter) Back in November, David Luiz wrapped up unsuspecting Chelsea TV presenter Lee Parker from behind as he did a training ground report, causing Parker’s body to release an unnatural groan of pain and surprise. Well, three months …

David Luiz does magic tricks in the dressing room

The Chelsea defender has always been full of surprises David Luiz is revealing one hidden talent after another this season. First by proving he can defend and now by doing card tricks in the dressing room. With the cameras rolling and his teammates gathered around, the Brazilian defender successfully pulled off a post-match card trick …

David Luiz tackles unsuspecting Chelsea TV reporter

Dirty Tackle of the Day He’s got that look in his eye… Never let David Luiz lurk behind you. This is something everyone should know by now, but one Chelsea TV presenter didn’t learn until he got a surprise from a stone-faced Luiz while going about his business at the club’s Cobham training complex. Be sure …

Brazil’s Seleção and the Long Way Home

The crushing World Cup blowout signaled the start of a dark period for Brazilian soccer. What can the country learn from its storied past? By Livia Lakomy | Illustration by Alvar Sirlin[I]n the year since the 2014 World Cup, nowhere in the world seems a safe space for Brazilians trying to avoid soccer talk. The Brazilians’ …

Copa Madness is here to stay. Or at least for the next few weeks.

The week’s most absurd soccer moments By Sam Patterson Jamaica was already going into the Copa America as an underdog; goalie Duwayne Kerr’s gaffe of a clearance didn’t make things any easier. [source: /u/ScottieHippen] Elsewhere in Chile, a poor back-pass by David Luiz set up a chain of events that ended in Peru’s go-ahead goal. [source: …

Luis Suarez provokes the wrath of Zlatan

During the first leg of PSG and Barcelona’s Champions League quarterfinal, Luis Suarez nutmegged David Luiz and went on to score twice in a span of 13 minutes. Twice he did this! Twice! Though Barcelona went on to concede a late own goal in the 3–1 away win, Luiz’s greatest embarrassment since last summer’s World …