A prayer from Juan Mata
Jose Mourinho hasn’t joined Manchester United yet, but stories are already being written about him shipping out Juan Mata, as he did at Chelsea in 2014. This…
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Pep Guardiola to consider taking more than just jobs from other managers
https://www.youtube.com/embed/gACG4LL6KUQ Growing bored with taking prominent jobs out from under other managers, Pep Guardiola is now considering taking other things from them, like pets, family heirlooms, and…
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Classy fan refuses to celebrate after his new favorite club scores against old favorite club
A former Manchester United fan has drawn praise for nobly refusing to celebrate after his new favorite club, Arsenal, scored against his old favorite club. Ed Slinkle…
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If it continued… (Arsenal v Chelsea)
Arsenal found a way to lose to Chelsea yet again, extending their scoreless streak in league matches against the Blues to over nine hours in the process.…
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Letters from Bojan: A word of caution
The earnest question of whether Lionel Messi could do it on a cold, wet night in Stoke has persisted as a cliched joke for a few years…
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Cristiano Ronaldo congratulates Lionel Messi on winning his fifth Ballon d’Or
Dear Leo, Even though I was forced to sit right next to you and could not avoid congratulating you at the Ballon d’Or gala, I wanted to…
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Worst Case Scenario: Zidane’s time as manager of Real Madrid
A little more than two months after he said he wasn’t yet ready for the job, Zinedine Zidane has been named Real Madrid manager with Rafa Benitez…
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Conspiracy Theory: Rafa Benitez wants to wear Jose Mourinho’s skin
It started innocently enough. Rafa Benitez succeeded his old rival, Jose Mourinho, at Inter in the summer of 2010. After all, there are only so many top…
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If it continued…and thankfully it didn’t (Man Utd v Chelsea)
Manchester United and Chelsea, two clubs with uncertain managerial situations that both exist under the shadow of Jose Mourinho, played a miserable scoreless draw to end the…
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Future News: Sick children make charitable visit Louis van Gaal’s house
Patients from Royal Manchester Children’s Hospital paid a special visit to the home of struggling Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal to spread some much needed holiday…
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Jose Mourinho’s farewell message to the Chelsea players
You did it. You got me sacked. Seven months after winning the league, four months after signing contract extension, you got me sacked. Again. Bravo for you.…
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s expert analysis of the Euro 2016 draw
The Champions League round of 16 draw was boring and put PSG with Chelsea again, so I will provide my expert Zlanalysis of the Euro 2016 draw…