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DTotD: ZLATAN SMASH

March 1, 2016

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Lyon ended PSG’s 36-match unbeaten streak with a 2–1 win on Sunday, but Zlatan did not go down without a fight.

If Jamie Vardy’s policy is “chat shit, get banged,” then Zlatan clearly goes by a “dance shit, get banged” mantra, as he proved to Lyon defender Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa.

Yanga-Mbiwa had the temerity to mockingly dance behind Zlatan’s back after Maxwel Cornet scored Lyon’s first goal, forgetting that Zlatan is an all seeing force of nature.

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Though Zlatan could not get his revenge by scoring, he did still get back at Yanga-Mbiwa by LAUNCHING HIM INTO ORBIT.

And that’s why Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa will never dance again.

This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.

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