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Jurgen Klopp went back to Germany and all he got was a lousy pretzel

This is how you earn the nickname “Marigol”

Quiz: Name one of these players on Man United’s bench

Man United being shamed by their own sweatshirts

When Zlatan swaps shirts, he gets two in return

Make it a Double

Steven Fletcher performs spirited rendition of “Fresh Prince” theme for Marseille initiation

Gareth Bale can forget about getting an invite to Cristiano Ronaldo’s house

Malaysian footballer proves he is a sorcerer with swerving free kick

Future News: Football matches to be replaced by 90 minutes of pure respect

At least Eden Hazard still has his sense of humor

Lionel Messi passes penalty to Luis Suarez for audacious goal