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McDonald’s, Coca-Cola call for Sepp Blatter to immediately stand down, Blatter says no

Well, that sucked — eh, David Ospina?

Werder Bremen player suspended one match for eating a baguette

The NWSL Final and Handicapping the Cockroach Race

David Beckham picks Milan as Champions League favorites even though they’re not in it

Arsenal bring questionable desire for fourth place to Champions League group stage

The Iranian women’s futsal team puts on a show

Iker Casillas invites Jose Mourinho to a party after Porto beat Chelsea

Brazilian referee pulls out a gun after getting attacked by players

Wayne Rooney writes love poems, is the king of romance

Know Your Narratives, vol. 4

Manuel Pellegrini and Brendan Rodgers are losing their minds