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Rafa Benitez’s first La Liga match in charge of Real Madrid in one picture

Marco Matias scores sublime volley off a sombrero against Leeds

Croatia ban their own fans from Euro qualifiers to prevent more racist incidents

Cherry Poppin’ Baddies

LA Galaxy parody NYCFC’s greasy Villa, Pirlo, and Lampard photoshoot

A look inside Xabi Alonso and Thiago’s German lessons

Sky Sports News reports on Charlie Austin’s dick ligaments

Dog on the pitch delights crowd during Chilean match

Raheem Sterling is selling his Michael Jackson room (and the Merseyside house it’s a part of)

Let Ed Woodward help YOU: Player testimonials

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Louis van Gaal has set the bar really low for Wayne Rooney