Has MLS Quietly Slipped Back into ʻRetirement Leagueʼ Territory?

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic once told Carlo Ancelotti that he was Jesus

Dante asked Thomas Muller to stop making jokes about Germany 7–1 Brazil

Everyone at Sampdoria is taking crazy pills

The madness of Wimbledon v Liverpool in pictures

David Moyes politely sticks it to everyone after beating Barcelona

This behind the scenes video of Fernando Torres’ Atletico unveiling is adorable

FA Cup darlings Blyth Spartans have a wonderful fine list

Luis Suarez saves Neymar from Luis Suarez attack

Arda Turan sings (terribly) on The Voice in Turkey

If it continued… (Spurs v Chelsea)

10-year-old competition winner takes the FA Cup home for a night

Here’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic dressed as a snow ninja