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Dinamo Bucharest fans sabotage Steaua Bucharest choreography

Cristian Tello showed up to his Fiorentina medical wearing an “I heart beer” shirt

The touchline insanity of Antonio Conte: Chelsea v West Ham

Non-league club hitch a ride on a tractor after bus breaks down

Jurgen Klopp regrets giving piggyback rides after Liverpool’s fourth goal against Arsenal

Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores on his Premier League debut because that’s what he does

Gary Lineker lives up to his tweet, presents Match of the Day in his underwear

Everything Lionel Messi missed during his international retirement

Hope Solo calls victorious Sweden “cowards” after U.S. women’s worst ever tournament finish

Man United fans have trouble spelling “Ibrahimovic” while wearing Ibrahimovic shirts

How Hope Solo Gets Her Groove Back

Terrible fantasy Premier League advice from the real Premier League’s masterminds