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Dirk Nowitzki does a Simone Zaza impression during charity match

Cristiano Ronaldo tells Conor McGregor he won’t catch him on Forbes highest paid list

Pep Guardiola bans Man City players from eating pizza, dooms himself to failure in the Premier League

Sam Allardyce was late to his first day of work as England manager

Godzilla attempts penalty with tail before J-League match, fails

Andrei Arshavin scores wonder goal in Kazakhstan

Fabio Borini is apparently Leo Messi’s style idol

Norwich third kit pays homage to famous “bird poo kit”

Mario Götze makes awkward return to Dortmund, regrets Bayern move

Spain’s new coach fainted on television while covering the 2006 World Cup

Minnesota United goalkeeper throws ball into his own net for bizarre own goal

Sam Allardyce wasn’t super invested in his last match as Sunderland manager

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