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Future News: Brazil claims football is “not really a big deal”

Following a 0–0 draw with a 10-man South Africa in their first match of the Rio Olympics, Brazil has officially declared that the nation does not care about football. “Football is not really a big deal in Brazil,” said Brazilian football confederation president Marco Polo Del Nero. “I don’t know where this myth about Brazil …

Future News: FIFA presidential candidates insist they are real people

Six of the eight FIFA presidential candidates have banded together to assure the public that they are, in fact, real people. Since announcing their candidacy for the office that current FIFA president Sepp Blatter is scheduled to vacate in February 2016, Jerome Champagne, Tokyo Sexwale, Prince Ali bin Hussein, Sheikh Salman, David Nakhid, and Musa …

Future News: Pictures of fully clothed Cristiano Ronaldo leaked

(Cristiano Ronaldo/Facebook) Pictures of a fully clothed Cristiano Ronaldo have been leaked onto the internet by a hacker, the Portuguese superstar’s representatives have confirmed. The private snaps show Ronaldo in baggy, off the rack clothing that completely covers his body from the neck down. Out of respect to Ronaldo’s privacy, we will not be showing …