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Robert Lewandowski scores five goals in nine minutes, renders Pep Guardiola goal drunk

Mario Balotelli scores tremendous free kick in first start since his Milan return

Jurgen Klopp is just a Mainz fan now

Marseille fans hang effigy of “traitor” Mathieu Valbuena for his return with rivals

Roma produce photomosaic of all 300 Francesco Totti goals

You’re dumb, fight me by Diego Costa

Tim Sherwood is referring to himself in the third person

Italy scorer consoles Georgia keeper after 6–1 win in Women’s Euro qualifer

Former Russia captain claims racism doesn’t exist in Russia, is insane

Andros Townsend’s girlfriend thought he was fined because of a Football Manager screencap