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Zlatan Ibrahimovic ensures that all of Malmö can watch his homecoming

Claudio Ranieri offers to buy pizza for his players if they keep a clean sheet

Karma is a fickle thing, Sergio.

Overhead Kicks Are Always in Season

Frank Lampard scores first MLS goal more than a year after first pretending to join NYCFC

Brendan Rodgers highlights evidence that not playing well makes it harder to win

Celtic sent season ticket holders a letter about the importance of personal hygiene

DTotD: Luke Shaw suffers gruesome leg injury against PSV

Jose Mourinho does product placement for Google during press conference

Normal Service Has Been Restored — Unless You’re From The ‘90s

Steven Gerrard tells the tale of requiring four stitches on his penis last year

Botafogo player produces an incomprehensibly awful corner kick

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