Countdown to Breaking a Record Before It Broke Me

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Carlo Ancelotti managed his 1,000th match and all he got was a giant pretzel (and an 8–0 win)

God: “Sacking Claudio Ranieri is a new low for humanity”

Brazil’s Copa Verde to feature actual green card

Incredibly petty footballer unties opponent’s shoe during Copa Libertadores match

Don’t cry for Claudio Ranieri

The exact moment Wayne Rooney decided not to go to China, caught on film

When a Nazi collaborator captained France

ICYMI: An absurd opening goal for an absurd game

Western Sydney Wanderers ban 14 fans for oral sex banner at Sydney derby

When Arsenal moved to North London

Pep Guardiola’s tactical masterplan for Man City’s 5–3 win over Monaco

Birthday of Jimmy Greaves, the all-time leading scorer in England’s top flight

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