Barcelona

There’s going to be a Leo Messi amusement park in China

Like Disney World and LegoLand, but with more tattoos Leo Messi will become the first footballer with his own amusement park when the Messi Experience Project opens in Nanjing, China. But instead of keeping it to himself like Cartman in that one episode of South Park, he will generously let other people enjoy it, too. The press …

Camp Nou is haunted by a ghost that trips Barca players

Two bizarre penalties were awarded to Barcelona after players were mysteriously tripped by an unknown entity Down 2–0 on the final day of the season, Barcelona was in dire need of a win in order to sustain any hope of claiming another La Liga title. Miss after miss, shank after shank, the world famous front three …

Lionel Messi bleeds, scores, wins El Clasico

Lionel Messi chooses a good time to score his 500th Barcelona goal For the second time in four days, Lionel Messi laid on the ground bleeding from his face during the first half of a match. Like Juventus before them, Real Madrid seemed determined to destroy Messi. And an unpunished elbow to the mouth from …