Stories

Rinoceros: Gattuso reinvigorates Milan with a bygone sensibility

March 23, 2018

Despite attempts to change, Beitar Jerusalem returns to a familiar madness

March 22, 2018

Leo Messi explains why he used to puke on the pitch so often

March 19, 2018

The emergence of New England’s Matt Turner and the delicate balance of competition amongst goalkeepers

March 18, 2018

Sadness mixes with internal strife at Fiorentina

March 14, 2018

NYCFC pay tribute to pigeon killed by LA Galaxy players

March 14, 2018

Greek owners packing heat, French fans fighting players, and English pundits spitting on children: A weekend of football insanity

March 13, 2018

Zidane on Sergio Ramos’ mysterious mid-match disappearance: “He pooped himself a little”

March 10, 2018

Thousands of Fiorentina supporters gather outside Davide Astori’s funeral to give him a spine-tingling send off

March 8, 2018

How firing the manager impacts a struggling team

March 8, 2018

Reggiana owner Mike Piazza holds press conference to announce that he is “fricken pissed off”

March 7, 2018

Hypocrisy is the only common ground in the FA-Pep Guardiola yellow ribbon debate

March 6, 2018

Ederson demonstrates how saving penalties is more skill than luck

March 4, 2018

John Stones and Noel Gallagher create a bizarre FIFA playlist together

March 1, 2018

Peterborough players help clear the snow during English snowpocalypse match

February 28, 2018

Benjamin Mendy’s GoPro celebration footage was the best part of the Carabao Cup final

February 28, 2018

Two fans of rival clubs show the world how football can inspire, unify, and transcend sight or sound

February 26, 2018

Breaking down Alphonse Areola’s exceptional performance against Real Madrid

February 17, 2018

A Champions League match report written by Liverpool FC exclusively for FC Barcelona

February 16, 2018

Entrenchment wins the USSF presidential election, but much remains uncertain in American soccer

February 15, 2018

Hannover 96 and the battle for the soul of German football

February 15, 2018

Neymar: “PSG need to add Messi if we want to win the Champions League”

February 15, 2018

MLS apologizes to Atlanta United player for releasing Valentine’s Day photo

February 14, 2018

Lens supporters display banner urging Mona Lisa loan move

February 13, 2018

Vote Striker the World Cup Pup for USSF president

February 9, 2018

Colombian club try pandering to young fans with emoji covered kits

February 8, 2018

Neymar is second on his team in scoring, but leads the league in complaining

February 3, 2018

The unforgettable January transfer window of 2018

February 2, 2018

Saudi Arabia attempting to boost World Cup squad with unusual intervention in Spanish soccer

February 2, 2018

The end of the Boston Breakers highlights the conflict between owners and fans

February 2, 2018

David Beckham enters Cuban exile politics

February 1, 2018

Portuguesa fans eat players’ pizzas as punishment after loss

February 1, 2018

Brilliant/insane Turkish club completes first funded Bitcoin transfer

January 31, 2018

David Beckham’s Smoke & Mirrors FC inches closer to some semblance of supposed existence

January 30, 2018

Zidane: “The Champions League made me dump other competitions so we can stay together”

January 27, 2018

The mixed-up battle to determine the purpose of American soccer media

January 25, 2018

Motherwell demonstrates the joy of gently trolling Man United

January 25, 2018

Phil Neville as Lionesses manager is the FA’s dumbest appointment since their last one

January 24, 2018

Alexis Sanchez and Henrikh Mkhitaryan accidentally realize their dreams at the same time

January 23, 2018
Julie and some guy. Zach, apparently. Anyhow, they're athletes and spouses. (Images via Facebook)

Why wasn’t Julie Ertz’s partner Zach at the US women’s national team friendly?

January 22, 2018

Man United’s biggest January signing: This tractor

January 20, 2018

Ronaldinho retires from football so he can finally start having some fun

January 20, 2018

Man City drop their invincibility cloak, but plenty of magic still remains

January 19, 2018

The US Soccer presidential race needs to focus more on the women’s game

January 17, 2018

Argentine club’s goalkeeper training is like an episode of Jackass

January 16, 2018

Ligue 1 ref tries to earn starting job with PSG by kicking out at Nantes player, then sending him off

January 15, 2018

Selecting a FIFA Team of the Year is more difficult than I ever imagined

January 11, 2018

Neymar might have just started a new trend in goal celebrations

January 11, 2018

Joe Hart wears a fan’s dirty old hat, Josh Cullen loses teeth in FA Cup match

January 7, 2018

Jose Mourinho reinvigorates himself by trading insults with Antonio Conte

January 7, 2018

Arsene Wenger claims that winning fewer trophies makes his record more impressive than Alex Ferguson’s

January 5, 2018

Gigi Donnarumma’s “parasite” brother helps Milan beat Inter in Coppa Italia surprise

December 28, 2017

Shinji Kagawa traumatizes child with nutmegs

December 28, 2017

Jose Mourinho’s crisis of domesticity

December 24, 2017

Australian soccer in such a dire situation that a FIFA takeover seemed like a good idea

December 23, 2017

Ask Kaka: Retirement Edition

December 23, 2017

The growing importance of separating the roles of the manager and the director of football

December 21, 2017

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and the importance of managing expectations

December 20, 2017

Several things Cristiano Ronaldo wants in addition to a guard of honor from Barcelona

December 19, 2017

Pitch invaders dressed as Ninja Turtles celebrate goal with PSG players

December 17, 2017

Football Manager 2018 includes gay players, but in a world that doesn’t really exist

December 14, 2017

Shocking revelations about Dejan Lovren and Liverpool’s defending

December 13, 2017

Monterrey gift Liga MX title to Tigres with terrible, terrible penalty

December 12, 2017

Jose Mourinho got milked by Man City players (reportedly)

December 11, 2017

Jozy Altidore and Michael Bradley become Canadian heroes

December 10, 2017

Total Soccer Show’s MLS Cup 2017 tactical preview

December 8, 2017