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Neymar, Luis Suarez have burger bet on Brazil-Uruguay outcome

Joe Allen appears on cover of magazine about chickens (and eggs)

Max Kruse dropped by Germany after losing poker winnings and eating too much Nutella

Ajax manager Frank De Boer injures himself during training session

Tim Howard announces MLS return with claymation video

Lionel Messi hits woman with errant shot

Thomas Müller doesn’t want Xabi Alonso to be cold

DTotD: Robert Huth gets his shirt pulled off his body, referee isn’t bothered

Arsene Wenger suggests the Premier League is the new Champions League

Claudio Ranieri dubs himself “The Sausageman,” is the best

Future News: Marouane Fellaini admits belief that opponents’ heads are filled with candy

Spurs hook up Dele Alli and Kyle Walker to interrogation/torture device