9 secrets of Steven Gerrard’s Liverpool career
Liverpool Echo editor John Thompson presents Steven Gerrard with a picture created by an 8-year-old using Windows 95 on behalf of the media. (@LFC) After 28 years with…
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The Alvaro Morata Fable
The Billionaire & The Toy Once upon a time there was a man named Florentino Perez. He was the head of a wealthy family in Spain, but…
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s expert analysis of Bayern v Barca: leg two
You did it, Pep. You found a way to beat Barcelona and still send your club’s supporters away feeling like they just watched their dog get run…
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Jerome Boateng’s congratulatory letter to Lionel Messi
Dear Leo, Congratulations on beating us to reach another Champions League final. You caused me great embarrassment in the first leg of our semifinal, but I just…
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s expert analysis of Barca v Bayern: leg one
Well. Well. Well. Not such a genius when you’re going against Messi, are you Pep? Zlahahaha! Though I wanted to be the one to expose you once…
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Qatar’s definitive guide for journalists covering the 2022 World Cup preparations
A German TV crew was recently arrested in Qatar after filming a documentary entitled “Sold Football: Sepp Blatter and the Power of FIFA” in the 2022 World…
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If it continued…. (Arsenal v Chelsea)
Arsenal and Chelsea settled for a scoreless draw at the Emirates, extending Jose Mourinho’s unbeaten streak against Arsene Wenger to 13 matches and putting Chelsea a step…
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Cesc Fabregas’ open letter to Arsenal fans ahead of his return to the Emirates
Hello old friends, I know it’s been a while since we last spoke, but since this weekend will mark my return to the Emirates — a place where I…
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A footballer turned pundit’s guide to criticizing everything
Chicharito’s late winner against Atletico Madrid to put Real Madrid in the Champions League semifinals was a special triumph for him after spending most of the season…
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Pep Guardiola, David Moyes, and Jose Mourinho: Three managers who have ripped their pants
Pep Guardiola, David Moyes, and Jose Mourinho: three men who have all managed La Liga clubs and three men who have all torn their pants in public.…
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If it continued… (Manchester United v Manchester City)
For the first time in five Premier League meetings, increasingly noisy neighbors Manchester United beat their reigning champion rivals Man City. They did it in emphatic fashion,…