David Moyes

David Moyes has everything figured out

An overconfident man with one simple tactic that no one else has ever thought of (Sunderland/Twitter) David Moyes celebrated his birthday on Tuesday by revealing a long overlooked secret to footballing success that will surely lift Sunderland out of last place in the Premier League. DM: "We have played well in recent games. We have had good …

David Moyes and his Sunderland players begin new careers at Nissan plant

Finding football difficult, Sunderland reassess their career options (Sunderland AFC) Winless through the first 10 matches of their Premier League campaign, embattled Sunderland manager David Moyes and his players went to a local Nissan plant in search of more suitable work. https://www.gettyimages.com/license/620870328 Duncan Watmore tried to make an extra long straw to go with the cup …

Louis van Gaal continues mission to make David Moyes look good

(NBC Sports) When David Moyes was run out of Manchester United before even completing one full season, it seemed the club had weathered the worst of their post-Alex Ferguson troubles. Louis van Gaal replaced caretaker Ryan Giggs the following season and got Man United back to their usual place in the Champions League. This season, …

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